I need to stay off One Direction blogs. I just woke up from a very sexy (but now disappointing) dream
I don’t want to get out of bed. I should be half ready for work already.
Cards Against Humanity is a party...
If you snuck in my room I would:
Dear past me,
You’re fuckin awesome & don’t ever change. But you should have answered that phone call from Mikey.
rumorcontrol replied to your photo: Unnecessary quotes? Or is “tong” a euphemism for…
Unnecessary quotes and misspelling — they meant “tongue.”
rumorcontrol replied to your photo: Look who’s working Christmas Day.
Sorry to read this. I hope they’re paying you well. I would visit you with cookies if I could. Tell us you’re having a good dinner and dessert after?
brandonjt replied to your photo: Look who’s working Christmas Day.
$$$$
12 hours of time and a half!!! And there is more food here than I could ever eat. Which won’t stop me from trying.

rumorcontrol replied to your post: It annoys me that guys who have sex with guys can’t donate blood or bone marrow.
Wait, what? I knew about the blood (and it really pisses me off), but bone marrow, too? What’s next — organs?
Even though HIV/AIDS is not a gay disease, health organizations still treat it as if it is. BULLSHIT. 