I need to stay off One Direction blogs. I just woke up from a very sexy (but now disappointing) dream
I don’t want to get out of bed. I should be half ready for work already.
Cards Against Humanity is a party...
If you snuck in my room I would:
Client: And could you burn the designs on to a CD once you’re done? I’ll have someone pick it up.
Me: I could e-mail it to you - if that’s to your convenience.
Client: Hmm… Well, I don’t have e-mail. But you could send it to my Gmail.
(via plaintruthiness)