Greg Can't Spell
Philly. Destroyer of Stereotypes. Awkward.
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There’s a new Eating Out on Netflix, so I’m just going to watch that. But you enjoy your Doctor Who, AND the other half of our pizza. Air kisses.
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Is there a website where you can see how you would look with a different hair color?
help?
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if we were dating, this would be the time of the day that i would randomly text you, "thanks for tolerating my 'crazy' today."
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gregcantspell asked: You and I find ourselves together for an afternoon. What do we do? Answer using either haiku or iambic pentameter.
First we eat ice cream
Then we have vigorous sex
Then ice cream again
Yeah, I suck at haikus… -
zacharydacquiri asked: what would you do with me if we met, sexually and nonsexually?
I would first hug your face off.
Then I would probably take you to lunch, and make you watch movies with me.
Then I would fuck the everloving shit...
My arm was numb when I woke up. My first thought: “How do guys with an amputated arm adjust to fapping with the other hand?”
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rumorcontrol said:
Necessity is also the mother of experimentation. It’s surprising what you can accomplish when you’re injured and horny.
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