Greg Can't Spell
Philly. Destroyer of Stereotypes. Awkward.
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Is there a website where you can see how you would look with a different hair color?
help?
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if we were dating, this would be the time of the day that i would randomly text you, "thanks for tolerating my 'crazy' today."
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gregcantspell asked: You and I find ourselves together for an afternoon. What do we do? Answer using either haiku or iambic pentameter.
First we eat ice cream
Then we have vigorous sex
Then ice cream again
Yeah, I suck at haikus… -
zacharydacquiri asked: what would you do with me if we met, sexually and nonsexually?
I would first hug your face off.
Then I would probably take you to lunch, and make you watch movies with me.
Then I would fuck the everloving shit... -
so can I go on intergalactic adventures now
applying for internships and trying to volunteer
getting your foot in the door is hard when your...
Feeling a lot like AoL these days.
