First we eat ice cream
Then we have vigorous sex
Then ice cream again
Yeah, I suck at haikus…
I would first hug your face off.
Then I would probably take you to lunch, and make you watch movies with me.
Then I would fuck the everloving shit...
so can I go on intergalactic adventures now
applying for internships and trying to volunteer
getting your foot in the door is hard when your...
Pura vida (pure life) (Taken with instagram)
pleasant-tomorrow submitted
MLK day conservative fun! This kid is a jackass.
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Ab Lincoln!
Credit to Brandon Bird’s “King of the Cage”
-Joe
Usually don’t reblog stuff like this, but it’s pretty funny. Martin Luther and Ab Lincoln. Also, no one mentioned that...
Lincoln totally just made me LOL.
rock me sexy Lincoln xD
Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaa!
DEAR U.S. school system (public, private, catholic, christian WHOEVER!) I’m not saying my internet posts are perfectly...
Seems like the OP is the one who needs to focus on school - Martin Luther protested like 350 years before Abe Lincoln...
But…Abe Lincoln does have...holiday. It’s called President’s Day.
“Barock”? Really? The stupidity...people never ceases to amaze me.
I feel like this kid was trying to be ignorant
why I love this blog.
perfect asshole…
i like the “ab lincoln” drawing. but i agree that this guy is a douche for thinking mlk