February 2010
44 posts
January 2010
47 posts
Life's simple pleasures, by Marc and Angel
coffeeatmidnight:
They say the best things in life are free. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the list below proves that statement to be true. Life is filled with simple pleasures, the little satisfying effects you never really anticipate, but always take great pleasure in. They are the gifts of life that we each subconsciously celebrate in our own unique way.
Here are 30 of the most satisfying...
Smile though your heart is aching. Smile even...
“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They...”
– Homer Simpson (via absurdlakefront)
Philadelphia - Day Two
ifonlytony:
I am just trying to get through this “new” feeling. Change is good, but sometimes it is so so difficult. I am scared, but I am trying to go with it for now. I want to ignore the feeling, but I have not been successful yet. I love this city and the feel of the city. I believe it is where I truly belong. I want to find a room for rent or my own apt. I want to have my own place, but I...
Sometimes you have to run away so you can see who...
jdsparkingonly:isayhella:itsmayjanelle
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Top 10 brain damaging habits.
1. No breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease. 4. High sugar...
I am proud to have never seen one episode of...
jambos6:
fistfullofassholes:
Take that society!
hear hear!
I'm kind of pretty and pretty damn smart.
I like romantic things like music and art.
sincerelyandy:
I’m starting to get a cold so I decided to rummage through my medicine cabinet for something to take. Unfortunately all of my pills are mixed together so I don’t know if I took a benadryl, a sleeping pill, or a laxative.
I guess will find out shortly.
One of the first rules of life: never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same evening. Hope things turn out okay.
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Delaware crime: Burglar likely gets his kicks... →
Some guy stole over 50 pairs of shoes from peoples houses. Words fail me.
Tips on how to become a better writer
k-troll:
welcometoross:
1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 6. Remember to never split an infinitive. 7. Contractions aren’t necessary. 8. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 9. One should never...
Thanks, @gregcantspell!
k-troll:
Happy New Year!
My pleasure. Happy New year to you!
I need a handjob →
travs:
(via gnate1)
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