Greg Can't Spell: Archive

I want cookies

I’m busy til after 7, but I’ll gladly deliver after then. Hot and Fresh from Insomnia Cookies bennettulmer: Please deliver to 1937 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, PA 19103

Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 26th

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Holiday Texting

sincerelyandy: I’m preparing myself for the slew of spam texts tomorrow with the same blanket “Happy Thanksgiving” message. If you’re going to send me a text, at least try to make it personal so I don’t know immediately that it went out to everyone in your address book. It’s tacky. If I send someone a text message, I will always put their name in the greeting or say something pertinent to...

Nov 26th

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I came out to my grandfather at his funeral. I never got the courage to do it while he was alive. I still hope I make him proud.

Nov 25th

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“Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the...”

– Thomas Szasz

Nov 24th

Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

Nov 22nd

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reblog with your twitter name

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Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Introspection

After a lot of thinking last night, I’ve come to a few conclusions. I know what I want out of life (to be educated, challenged, and not have to worry financially) and I want someone beside me who wants those same things out of life. I’ve been hurt before and don’t know what it will take to get myself to completely let my emotional guard down. I have to stop getting caught up in...

Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Secret Santa

travs: I got one of the items that I ordered for my Secret Santa gift today. Is it bad that I kinda want to keep it for myself? I won’t, of course. The best gifts are the ones you want for yourself. The recipient is sure to be thrilled.

Nov 20th

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Nov 19th

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Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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Merry Christmas.

Nov 18th

Nov 17th

Oh it's kareoke night at Woody's

bennettulmer: Wow I used to be a Monday night karaoke regular there, and I was always amazed at how talented some of the singers were. But now I work at 6:45am Tuesday mornings. (ew) so no bad renditions of Sweet Caroline for me.

Nov 17th

Life Tips at Jimmy John's

travs: rishtastic: urka: This weekend I ate at Jimmy John’s and saw this sign with helpful life tips. I legit LOL’ed many times reading it. “16 Things it Took Me Over 50 Years to Learn” - By Nationally Syndicated Columnist, Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human...

Nov 17th

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Nov 16th

Let's all go buy Pabst Brewing Co. →

bennettulmer: (via jessicat) I’m in for at least a case or two. put me down for a six-pack

Nov 16th

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“No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be...”

– Donald Foster

Nov 16th

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Last Night's Dream

If anyone knows dream interpretation, I could use your help here. I don’t remember much. I was driving somewhere I’d never been before. I don’t know where I was, but somehow I knew I’d gotten to the place I was supposed to drive to. I then found myself talking to a tall man with a mustache. He slightly resembled Robert Goulet. We talked for a while, but I think it was...

Nov 15th