I want cookies
I’m busy til after 7, but I’ll gladly deliver after then. Hot and Fresh from Insomnia Cookies bennettulmer: Please deliver to 1937 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, PA 19103
sincerelyandy: I’m preparing myself for the slew of spam texts tomorrow with the same blanket “Happy Thanksgiving” message. If you’re going to send me a text, at least try to make it personal so I don’t know immediately that it went out to everyone in your address book. It’s tacky. If I send someone a text message, I will always put their name in the greeting or say something pertinent to...
I came out to my grandfather at his funeral. I never got the courage to do it while he was alive. I still hope I make him proud.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the...– Thomas Szasz
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After a lot of thinking last night, I’ve come to a few conclusions. I know what I want out of life (to be educated, challenged, and not have to worry financially) and I want someone beside me who wants those same things out of life. I’ve been hurt before and don’t know what it will take to get myself to completely let my emotional guard down. I have to stop getting caught up in...
travs: I got one of the items that I ordered for my Secret Santa gift today. Is it bad that I kinda want to keep it for myself? I won’t, of course. The best gifts are the ones you want for yourself. The recipient is sure to be thrilled.
Oh it's kareoke night at Woody's
bennettulmer: Wow I used to be a Monday night karaoke regular there, and I was always amazed at how talented some of the singers were. But now I work at 6:45am Tuesday mornings. (ew) so no bad renditions of Sweet Caroline for me.
Life Tips at Jimmy John's
travs: rishtastic: urka: This weekend I ate at Jimmy John’s and saw this sign with helpful life tips. I legit LOL’ed many times reading it. “16 Things it Took Me Over 50 Years to Learn” - By Nationally Syndicated Columnist, Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human...
Let's all go buy Pabst Brewing Co. →
bennettulmer: (via jessicat) I’m in for at least a case or two. put me down for a six-pack
No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be...– Donald Foster
Last Night's Dream
If anyone knows dream interpretation, I could use your help here. I don’t remember much. I was driving somewhere I’d never been before. I don’t know where I was, but somehow I knew I’d gotten to the place I was supposed to drive to. I then found myself talking to a tall man with a mustache. He slightly resembled Robert Goulet. We talked for a while, but I think it was...
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.– Noel Coward
There's no pole? What the hell kind of bullshit...
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How to find a masculine Halloween costume for your effeminate boy.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.– Rita Mae Brown
Me: How was EuroDisney?
Corry: HORRIBLE! Cinderella had armpit hair!
The day Philly stopped being a joke →
Undoubtedly the best article about Philadelphia morale, sports and the Phillies I’ve ever read.