Greg Can't Spell

Philly. Destroyer of Stereotypes. Awkward.
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My nephew was all “But first, let me take a selfie” yesterday.

yourebeautifulasyoufeel:

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

image

motherfucka you gay

CRYING

I have an irrational hatred for one guy in my office. I just want him to shut up. Thats all.

Shitty selfie in a suit because why not.

Just won this neat drawstring bag from work. Thanks Jefferson! #phillies #openingday #tjuh

tennesseenole:

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

Frick that’s beautiful

(via gladimnotafish)

littlelionlucas:

this is how my twin and I wish each other happy birthday

(via lilbitkipsy)

loladelphia:

Add Verizon to the list of companies not based in Philadelphia who try to reach their Philadelphia customers by referencing cheesesteaks.

I don’t know anything about advertising, but this just seems lazy to me.

Trying to find out my boyfriend’s ring size without him realizing it is tricky tricky