Greg Can't Spell

Philly. Destroyer of Stereotypes. Awkward.
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Whenever I hear people talk about how simply awful it is that we gays can’t legally marry in this country, I think of stories like this. Perspectives, people. Let’s get some of that, yeah?

My arm was numb when I woke up. My first thought: “How do guys with an amputated arm adjust to fapping with the other hand?”

They trust me with small children. 

WHY? 

I don’t trust me with small children. 

This is bullshit. All veins lead to the heart. It’s the basic premise of the circulatory system. Heart -> Arteries -> Capillaries -> Veins -> Heart. Repeat. 

This is bullshit. All veins lead to the heart. It’s the basic premise of the circulatory system. Heart -> Arteries -> Capillaries -> Veins -> Heart. Repeat. 

(via jewkulele38)

I left sometime after I was told (by my boss) that I should be dancing because all gay guys are good dancers. 

I said I couldn’t dance. Truth is, there just wasn’t anyone there I wanted to dance with. 

akevia:

Minimalist posters made by London-based graphic designer Anneke Short.

(via thelastshepherd)

Way to go, Hazelton, PA. 

fitboynurse:

WORD!