Greg Can't Spell

Philly. Destroyer of Stereotypes. Awkward.
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1 out of 812 applicants tested positive for drugs.

Tennessee’s plan to prove everyone on welfare is addicted to drugs just blew up in their face  (via micdotcom)

"Tennessee is not alone in its failed policy. In Utah, just 12 of 4,730 (0.25%) welfare applicants tested positive for drugs over the course of a year, and the state spent about $30,000 on testing. In Florida, just 2.6% of applicants tested positive, and the program cost more money that it saved."

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Jfc

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thechanelmuse:

Get ‘em! John Legend stay woke. 

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wnyc:

Robin Williams knew how to get to Sesame Street. He appeared on the show nearly a dozen times in over a thirty year period. Here are most of those amazing appearances for you to revisit or, if you’re lucky, see for the first time:

http://bit.ly/1Ac1Y1o

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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faantasmic:

"i’m free."

rest in peace, robin williams.

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withinresonance:

whoreganic-apple:

imalreadymiserableatbest:

thealmightymushu:

fuckeveryonebuymeavw:

epicallyfunny:

Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers

I love these

I want all of them.

i will start drinking tea if someone gets me one of these tbh

MANATEA INFUSER OMG

I WANT ALL OF THEM

I’m getting at least two of these.

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Every one? … ummm okay. #didyouthinkthisthrough #ormaybethatsthepoint

becausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. x

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andthencamethen:

I haven’t actually cried in like two and a half years but there might be a couple tears happening right now. 

khvdahafiz:

*jaw drops*

also goal body tbh..except just a little less muscle.

My Goal